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pristiqdelusions:

pizzaboywhorehouse:

#vicious

Next week, on Untucked

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.


She’s beauty and she’s graceShe’s queen of 50 statesShe’s elegance and tasteShe’s Miss United States

She’s beauty and she’s grace
She’s queen of 50 states
She’s elegance and taste
She’s Miss United States

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

hom-tiddlestoner:

hiddlesnhal:

"And so to bed. I put on my headtorch, spray myself from head to toe with Jungle Formula insect repellent, brush my teeth, say hello to the five huge spiders sharing a room with myself and Luke, slip into my mosquito net and close my eyes.” (from Tom’s Guinea field diary day 2)

santa-called-me-a-ho:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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When you become a stripper

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

nbchannibal:

drhanniballecter:

"Flawless characters don’t exis-"

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Winston > Everything